{"id":336,"date":"2006-11-15T08:25:02","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T08:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/11\/15\/damned-birds\/"},"modified":"2006-11-15T08:25:02","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T08:25:02","slug":"damned-birds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/11\/15\/damned-birds\/","title":{"rendered":"Damned Birds&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took my car to the garage yesterday; it was ready for its 90k service. As part of the service the garage gives the car a clean, which is a good thing as I hardly ever do&#8230; \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>So, I pick my nice sparkly car up and head over to work where I leave it in the car park for the next 8 hours&#8230; I leave the office at 7 o&#8217;clock and walk down to the car&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>THE BASTARDS&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My card has been bombarded by bird shit. Not just the odd one from a passing bird; this is full on total attack. The car is absolutely covered. Hundreds of hits! It as if they were waiting for me to get a clean car so that they could all take a turn&#8230; maybe some rights of passage for the seagulls or the geese&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m going to gave to clean it at the weekend!<\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-images\/technorati_small.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"15\" alt=\"Technorati\"\/><\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Rant\" title=\"Rant\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Rant\" rel=\"tag\" >Rant<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Birds\" title=\"Birds\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Birds\" rel=\"tag\" >Birds<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Clean Car\" title=\"Clean Car\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Clean%20Car\" rel=\"tag\" >Clean Car<\/a><br\/>\n<h3 class='related_post_title'>Related Posts:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li>No Related Posts<\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took my car to the garage yesterday; it was ready for its 90k service. As part of the service the garage gives the car a clean, which is a good thing as I hardly ever do&#8230; \ud83d\ude41 So, I pick my nice sparkly car up and head over to work where I leave it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/11\/15\/damned-birds\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Damned Birds&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwn4r-5q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}