{"id":35,"date":"2004-08-02T13:04:09","date_gmt":"2004-08-02T12:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/?p=35"},"modified":"2017-08-17T09:42:15","modified_gmt":"2017-08-17T09:42:15","slug":"shit-presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/08\/02\/shit-presents\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit Presents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spent Sunday taking in the sun with the family in the back garden. We had the kids big paddling pool out and they played happily all day.<\/p>\n<p>At one point I was sat chilling when Jacob came over and so lovingly handing me a present. A turd! I double took a couple of times before realising what had actually happened. He looked so innocent and affectionate as he handed it to me&#8230; neadless to say Victoria and I cracked up laughing.<\/p>\n<p>I hope it&#8217;s the first and last time my son gives me a shit present.<\/p>\n<h3 class='related_post_title'>Related Posts:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li>No Related Posts<\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spent Sunday taking in the sun with the family in the back garden. We had the kids big paddling pool out and they played happily all day. At one point I was sat chilling when Jacob came over and so lovingly handing me a present. A turd! I double took a couple of times before &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/08\/02\/shit-presents\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Shit Presents&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwn4r-z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6434,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/6434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}