{"id":389,"date":"2007-01-19T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-19T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/01\/19\/swimming\/"},"modified":"2007-01-19T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-19T15:30:00","slug":"swimming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/01\/19\/swimming\/","title":{"rendered":"Swimming"},"content":{"rendered":"

Victoria and I go swimming on a Thursday night, and last night I finally let the frustration of evening swimming sessions get to me. So here is my rant about people swimming…<\/p>\n

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  1. If you are at a public swimming session, then you are probably not an Olympic swimmer so, those trendy, flat, tinted goggles make you look like a t**t.<\/li>\n
  2. Choose your swimwear carefully, those tight shorts or long waist line speedos, make you look like a t**t.<\/li>\n
  3. Strong “power” swimmers who will not got in the “fast lane”, annoy me.<\/li>\n
  4. People who swim head down, front crawl, and expect you to get out of their way because they can’t see you, annoy me.<\/li>\n
  5. People who swim on their backs in crowded lanes, see point 4.<\/li>\n
  6. People who spend most of the session talking at the end of the lanes, annoy me.<\/li>\n
  7. People who spit in the pool, you are a t**t.<\/li>\n
  8. Do you really need to have a bottle of power juice at the end of the lane?<\/li>\n
  9. Attractive women who wear small bikinis, you are very distracting, but worthwhile being there… \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n
  10. Sales people, annoy me.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\"Technorati\"\/<\/a> Swimming<\/a>, Baths<\/a>, Rant<\/a>\n

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