{"id":522,"date":"2007-08-06T10:53:38","date_gmt":"2007-08-06T10:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/08\/06\/traffic-policemen\/"},"modified":"2007-08-06T10:53:38","modified_gmt":"2007-08-06T10:53:38","slug":"traffic-policemen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/08\/06\/traffic-policemen\/","title":{"rendered":"Traffic Policemen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Traffic Police must have one of the best jobs in the world&#8230; they cruise along the motorway at 70 mph laughing their cotton tits off at all the fast drivers trying to edge their way past them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I saw such policemen today; the car was full of cops all having a laugh. I recon they probably weren&#8217;t on duty but on their way to Tesco or something! BTW: what is the collective noun for policemen? A murder?<\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-images\/technorati_small.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"15\" alt=\"Technorati\"\/><\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Driving\" title=\"Driving\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Driving\" rel=\"tag\" >Driving<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Traffic Cops\" title=\"Traffic Cops\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Traffic%20Cops\" rel=\"tag\" >Traffic Cops<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Traffic Police\" title=\"Traffic Police\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Traffic%20Police\" rel=\"tag\" >Traffic Police<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Speeding\" title=\"Speeding\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Speeding\" rel=\"tag\" >Speeding<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Laugh\" title=\"Laugh\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Laugh\" rel=\"tag\" >Laugh<\/a><br\/>\n<h3 class='related_post_title'>Related Posts:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li>No Related Posts<\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Traffic Police must have one of the best jobs in the world&#8230; they cruise along the motorway at 70 mph laughing their cotton tits off at all the fast drivers trying to edge their way past them&#8230; I saw such policemen today; the car was full of cops all having a laugh. I recon they &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/08\/06\/traffic-policemen\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Traffic Policemen&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwn4r-8q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}