{"id":762,"date":"2010-01-07T13:15:12","date_gmt":"2010-01-07T13:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/?p=762"},"modified":"2010-01-07T13:15:12","modified_gmt":"2010-01-07T13:15:12","slug":"when-two-events-happen-simultaneously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.icemark.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/07\/when-two-events-happen-simultaneously\/","title":{"rendered":"When two events happen simultaneously&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\u201cWhen two events happen simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry, we must always pay strict attention.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> &#8211; Agent Dale Cooper, Twin Peaks<\/p>\n<p>I had a scary moment of the holiday period. I started becoming ill on Boxing day, just the usual trivial stuff &#8211; nose and throat, and by New Years Eve it had settled in good and proper. Now, I&#8217;m not someone who subscribes to Manflu and I tend to handle illness relatively well. However, by New Years Day it was well and truly getting on my proverbials&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>New Years Eve had been a late night, going to bed about 4am, and then New Years Day involved going out for a walk. So by 9.30pm I was well and truly knackered &#8211; soaked in the bath and early night.<\/p>\n<p>I woke at about 2am to the smell of some kind of burning. It wasn&#8217;t the smell that had woken me, it was just there. As I woke I noticed that the whole room was misty\/smokey. I jumped out of bed and rushed into the kids room. I checked all the rooms upstairs &#8211; everything ok apart from the smoke.<\/p>\n<p>My rationale at the moment of time was that I didn&#8217;t think there was a big roaring fire, just some kind of small simmering type fire, or more likely, something bigger outside that was filtering in through the windows.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I rushed downstairs and systematically checked all the rooms &#8211; everything ok &#8211; except for the smoke. I looked outside, but there was nothing obvious. By the time I returned to the kitchen Victoria was there wondering what was up. She wasn&#8217;t at all panicked by some smoke, more likely by my irrational behaviour.<\/p>\n<p>[Paraphrasing a strange conversation that followed&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s up?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The whole house is filled with smoke or mist or something,&#8221; I said.<br \/>\n&#8220;Go and look in the mirror,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I looked in the mirror, and my eyes were filled with yuk! A few minutes of vigorous washing later, and everything had returned to normal.<\/p>\n<p>So the smoke turned out to be my cold coming out of my eyes, or a possible reaction to the bubble bath!<\/p>\n<p>The smell &#8211; Victoria had lit an incense thingy when we&#8217;d got in on New Years Day to attempt to remove the smell of the stale house.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t sleep anymore that night&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, Victoria bought extra smoke alarms and stuff over the weekend&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3 class='related_post_title'>Related Posts:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li>No Related Posts<\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhen two events happen simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry, we must always pay strict attention.\u201d &#8211; Agent Dale Cooper, Twin Peaks I had a scary moment of the holiday period. 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